Fun activity Know any good programming jokes?

[JosiahMaybe]

Do you know any good programming jokes?
Could you write one out, maybe in a programming language?

"I hear people are using "+Math.sqrt(-1)+"O now so does this count and how much does that cost?";

Am I a laymangrammer or a pro-grammar?
What is an e-villain and why aren't there more?

 

[EkBass]

My code does not have bugs, i just placed some random features on it.

 

[Johna]

If I'm a web developer, and a client posts a request for me to make him a site, and then awaits a response from me, does that make me a web server?

 

[EkBass]

If I'm a web developer, and a client posts a request for me to make him a site, and then awaits a response from me, does that make me a web server?

I really love this train of thoughts

 

[JosiahMaybe]

 

[EkBass]

Two Foo's went in to a bar, but the other didnt quite fit.

This works in Finnish but not sure does it so in english.